Read about
watches today.
Or don’t. See if I care. Wait. Don’t go. I’m just being aloof. I really do care.
But why?
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You’ll get hotter. Don’t ask me how. I just write the stuff.
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Sometimes, there are moments in the day when you have nothing else to occupy your time. I’m here for you during those moments — on the toilet, collecting yourself after battling ancient evils you were sure you’d banished to another realm last time, or waiting for your dentist to be ready.
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Some other third reason.
“You know, I wouldn’t have burned down that orphanage if I had something like this blog to occupy my time”
Craig “The Local Arsonist” Spatz
“Are you malware? I keep getting these weird emails every week and they won’t stop!”
Confused Elderly Fellow
“This isn’t all that great. I could write something better.”
Hater
